"The Interview"
by
Joshua Cook
Edited by Julianne Snow
Copyright © 2011 Joshua Cook
Television sets across America flicked
on almost simultaneously. The country
collectively held its breath out of sheer anticipation. Few times in America's history had one moment
brought all her people together; this was one of those times. This moment would go down as one of the most
important events in human history.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, do not
adjust your television sets.” The voice
on the television was firm, yet possessed a calming quality, the hallmark of a
veteran anchorman. “We are intentionally
not showing tonight’s guest yet. With
the amazing shock to the country that Mr. Lohman’s buzz has already served to
spawn, we thought it best to try and ease our viewers into what is about to
come.”
Tom Laudner finished speaking and
the previously blank screens flashed to life, showing his face, but not that of
his guest. “This interview is taking
place at an undisclosed location for the safety and security of all who are
involved. I am speaking with William
Lohman, a former employee – of sorts– of Roslun Global. Within the last five years, Roslun has seen
major growth and has become the leading pharmaceutical company in the United States of America. Mr. Lohman’s recent announcement has helped
to explain why.”
The screen cut to black again and
broadcast nothing but dead silence for almost two minutes. A collective nation held its breath yet
again; imaginations ran wild in the heads of every man, woman, and child
watching. Finally, Tom's face returned,
and the sounds of last-second scuffling could be heard in the background. Tom glanced to one side, his eyes throwing an
"Are we back on?" look at his producer. He gave a slight nod of acknowledgment to his
unseen producer and turned his attention back to the camera, but before Tom
could welcome the nation back to the broadcast, a sound came across the
airwaves. It wasn’t quite a voice,
though words seemed to be carried by it.
“Hello.” Rusty. That was the only way Bob Johns could
describe what he heard in his Duluth
living room that night.
“My name is William Lohman.” Hole. A hole in your larynx, to be exact. That is how Phyllis Weidmar would later
describe what she heard during her Wednesday bridge game in Miami.
Tom took back control of his
broadcast. "Welcome, Mr.
Lohman." Tom's butter-smooth voice
set the viewers at ease, though not because of its perfectly groomed diction and
pitch; that night it made people happy simply because it was not William
Lohman’s rasp. “We are going to pan over
to Mr. Lohman in just a few seconds. I
want to be perfectly clear on this matter." The camera zoomed in on Tom's eyes which
expressed the gravity of the situation better than the words he uttered
next. "What you are about to see is
not for the squeamish. That cannot be
emphasized enough. Please leave the room
or turn the channel if you are afraid of what you may see.”
The camera stayed focused on Tom,
giving everyone ample time to ponder his warning. With a nod, Tom gave the cameraman the sign
to start to pan over to the hot seat - ever so slowly. Sources have since claimed to have observed
much vomiting for the remainder of the interview.
William Lohmans’ skin was heavily
blackened and blotchy, making it appear as if he had been on the losing end of
an extremely bad beating. Around his eye
sockets and orifices, it was sickly receded.
Gashes along his neckline were partially draining pus and had to be wiped
every few minutes, drawing even more attention to the deep cuts around his
throat. They looked to be made in haste,
with many stops and starts. William’s
teeth seemed large in his mouth, next to the receding, blackened gums. On his head he wore an expensive looking hat,
helping to draw some of the attention away from the grotesqueness of his face.
“So why don’t you begin to tell us
what your announcement is, Mr. Lohman.”
Tom’s voice came across again, but this time people were not happy as
they were still forced to stare at William Lohman’s face of death.
“As you have said, Tom, I was
formerly employed by the Roslun Corporation.
I was their salesman for special projects. I was a shining specimen of their progress
and was made to prove it in secret meetings all over the globe.” The rasping voice coming out of that
gut-wrenching face was worse than any horror film, yet his clothes seemed to
match his 'salesman' title - an expensive, dark suit with a bright red power
tie. “As far back as the sixties, the
powers that be have been seriously experimenting on ways to beat death. Their first breakthrough came in 1968, when
they managed to partially reanimate a corpse.
By partially, I am referring to the fact that Specimen Zero could only
wave his arms and legs, but they were dead - and moving - nonetheless.”
Camera 2 cut to Tom Laudner’s
beautiful face; he was a handsome man, but compared to Lohman he was a Greek
God. “What proof do you have that
this 'Specimen Zero' even existed? I
find it hard to believe that, even back in the sixties, something this big
would not be leaked at some point.”
“Oh it was leaked, Mr.
Laudner." Lohman gave Tom a look
like an adult gives a child when they are about to impart a life lesson; even
through the oddly hanging skin and deathly pallor, that look was
unmistakable. "And it was just as
quickly covered up. Writer and director
George Romero has become the Father of the Modern Zombie, and that is truer
than most realize. Mr. Romero actually worked at an underground testing lab in Pennsylvania in
1968. That lab had managed to somehow
‘misplace’ one of the confidential observation videos from the night of
Specimen Zero’s second birth.”
“George being the quickest on his
toes that night proposed they film a cheesy horror movie to cover up these film
reels of Specimen Zero. One month later,
Night of the Living Dead was finished. What nobody ever expected was the success of
this new genre, and the fascination of the American people with the idea of
bringing the dead back to life.”
“Now wait a second,” Tom sounded a little agitated this time. “You expect me to swallow that…that…that Night of the Living Dead was a cover-up?” He spit out this last part like it was
burning his throat.
“You may swallow whatever you wish,
Mr. Laudner, I expect nothing. I am
telling you the truth, and that is all I am doing.” William was doing his best to smirk, but
succeeded only in making his features more disgusting. “As I was saying, this rise, though
unexpected, was a godsend for the Second Birth project, as it had come to be
known. It enabled them to keep producing
these low end horror films, which helped a little financially, but mostly it
cast doubt on every single piece of evidence ever brought to light. With so many of these films coming out, and
the technology so dated, there was no way to prove authenticity.”
“So the Second Birth project just
kept on going. The major players would
switch every so-often, but the goals and practices would remain the same. With the boom of the pharmaceutical industry
during the seventies, drug companies became more and more interested in the
Second Birth technology. Roslun came
into the game during the late eighties under the generic title Danko Drug Co.,
due to the Civil Liberties protests and controversy surrounding Second Birth
rumors. The early nineties brought an
end to the rumors and provided the first concrete proof as the technology
finally reached the point to see through Second Birth’s cover-ups once and for
all.”
“Mr. Lohman!” Tom almost screamed at his guest, his
practiced air of composure definitely shaken.
“I have been in the news for thirty years, and I have never heard of any
of this!”
“Have you never discovered new
information years after the actions had taken place? I’m dead and even I understand that is how
cover-ups work. It was decided in most
of these cases that public safety was more important than public
knowledge. After a particularly nasty
incident, Danko Drug Co. was dissolved and Roslun emerged as themselves;
quickly becoming a powerhouse in the Second Birth project. Roslun Global was the first one to bring
Zombie A.C.R.E.S. to the idea table.”
“Acres?”
“Animated Corpses Reintegration
Experimental Subdivision. The Second
Birth experiments have gotten to the point of actual moving and thinking
zombies. Roslun wanted to take the
experiments out of the underground labs and into a small gated-community. After much debate and great monetary cost to
Roslun, powerful benefactors were convinced of the merits of the program and
Zombie A.C.R.E.S. was built in 2005 in the desert of Nevada."
“So for the last six years, there
has been a zombie housing program in Nevada? And who are the major players involved in
this Second Birth project? The
government?”
“The government had knowledge and
closely followed Second Birth, but no government ever once got involved in any
actions or projects.”
“IMPOSSIBLE!” Tom screamed, his journalistic
professionalism gone for the moment. “That’s just outrageous! You’re saying that no government ever had anything to do with these zombie projects and
cover-ups?”
“Other than possessing knowledge of
the program, that is exactly what I'm telling you. It may be hard to believe, but again, I'm
just telling you the truth, that’s all.”
“So why have you decided to come
forward now, six years after this all started?
Did your conscience come back to life all of a sudden?”
“Yes.”
“Yes what?”
“Yes, that is exactly what
happened. Before 2010, zombies could not feel.” That word - zombies - came out even more heinous than most of William Lohman’s
words. “Early experiments only resulted
in a lot of screaming from the zombies, whose ability to speak was just
beginning. By summer 2010, feelings were
brought back online, and things were smooth.
The zombies said they only felt minimal pain, but there only seemed
small traces of any indication to a conscience.
This is when my second birth occurred.
I had only been dead a week when I was discovered. At first, I felt nothing inside. Just empty.
The more they toted me around, the more I learned. That is when I started to feel something:
Anger. That was my first emotion. I wanted to get them for what they have done
to us. How dare they play God?!”
“But these experiments are to
ultimately help the living, aren’t they?”
“At this point, who the hell
knows? I have heard some talk of helping people, but much more it has been of
war and weapons. Who knows where…”
Instant darkness. All of the video feeds carrying the simulcast
went dead. After what felt like an
eternity, two news anchors were smiling at the viewers.
“It seems there has been some
technical difficulty with our live feed.
We thank Tom and his...guest for
their time and work. We will keep you
informed as this story unfolds. Tonight
was unfolding well for these women as the annual Laundry Folding Competition
was starting…”
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